pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via hogwartsdragon)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via hogwartsdragon)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via hogwartsdragon)

chharlieday:

first rule of friendship:

  • do not insult their hogwarts house

(Source: chharliedayarchive, via hogwartsdragon)

justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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(via hogwartsdragon)

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

(via lucem-tenebrarum)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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(via gossfunkel)

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for

(via gossfunkel)